Kwame Brown Sucks

Memphis GM on why he traded for Kwame

That might be news to Memphis General Manager Chris Wallace, who explained his reasoning for making the Pau Gasol deal by stating, “Brown was the largest expiring contact we could find.”

February 4th, 2008 Posted by McCoy | Kwame Sucks | 4 comments

Memphis Police Advisory

 The Kwame Cake Incident: Attn: Citizens of Mephis

Director of Police Larry A. Godwin has urged all citizens of Memphis who will be celebrating any occasion in the downtown area of Memphis to please consider alternative dessert options.

February 4th, 2008 Posted by McCoy | Kwame Sucks | no comments

Good News / Bad News

Oh Kwame

Hey Kwame Brown, good news and bad news.The good news is that you’re no longer going to be booed by the home fans in LA!  Cool.

The bad news is that you’re going to be booed by your new home fans in Memphis.

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The good news is that the Grizzlies don’t have a lot of fans, so there’s not that many people left to boo you!

The bad news is that you might be put back into a starting lineup, a new and wonderful opportunity for more failure.

February 4th, 2008 Posted by McCoy | Kwame Sucks | one comment

Stephen A Preaches to the Choir

Now I don’t normally agree with Stephen A. Smith but we agree in our opinions of Kwame Brown. Here’s his analysis of the Lakers/Grizz Kwame Trade:

Thanks to all who sent this in.

February 4th, 2008 Posted by McCoy | Kwame Sucks | no comments

J.A. Adande on Kwame Brown

 Back to the future: Lakers might again be NBA’s brightest light

(Now, amazingly, both the Lakers and Washington Wizards can say they were better off for having Brown. Not better off with him, but Washington traded Brown for Caron Butler, and now the Lakers have Gasol. Brown netted All-Stars for two franchises. That’s a pretty good accomplishment for a No. 1 draft pick bust.)

February 4th, 2008 Posted by McCoy | Kwame Sucks | one comment