Team Role
From my friend Jordan’s blog copyandcigarettes.com:
“Anyway, TNT has this thing they do which is completely ridiculous. At random times during the game when a player is shooting free throws, they run this “stat” under his name that says “Team Role,” followed by whatever his “team role” is.
For instance, today during the Cavs/Wiz game, I noticed two. They were:
Lebron James: Miracle Worker
Anderson Varejao: Team Energizer Bunny.
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So anyway, just for the hell of it, and in yet another attempt to alienate any of my female readers, here’s a list of some real Team Roles for various players in the NBA playoffs:
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LA Lakers:
Kobe Bryant: Team Rapist.
Kwame Brown: Cake Thrower. Popeye’s Eater. Pussycat. Child. Bust. Choose one.
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