Kwame Brown Sucks

Chronicling Kwame Brown’s Crappy Career

Kwame in his own words

DC Sports Bog:

“Godspeed, Kwame-hating blogger. But please, post a link to the story where he makes soggy his keys to success.”

Ask and you shall receive.

Kwame Handed Key to Success, Gets it Wet

  • On his free-throw shooting: “Most of the time, I didn’t even want to get fouled because I didn’t want to go to the line.” (Um.)
  • On his skills: “My problem is when I do something wrong or bad, I just work on that one thing. I’ll come in and work on 50 jump hooks and then I get good at jump hooks and I have no jump shot.” (Er.)

January 25th, 2007 Posted by McCoy | Kwame Sucks | no comments

Sports Bog shows KBS love

The Sports Bog is one of my favorite blogs, so you can imagine my delight when I received this text message this afternoon  from my friend Tony: “dude, you made the sports bog!”

Kwame Brown - Always Ours

  • “But nay, I misunderestimated the power of the Washington fan’s lingering Kwame hatred, which lingers like the stench of crumpled-up frosting-stained unlaundered suits.”

So true.

January 25th, 2007 Posted by McCoy | Kwame Sucks, Site | no comments

Random Kwame Comment #1

IM from my friend Rowe:

” an hour ago someone brought in cake
for a celebration everyone was celebrating some shit
i amused myself by thinking of me running up, smashing the cake and yelling “KWAME BROWN!!!” and how zero people would get it “

January 25th, 2007 Posted by McCoy | Random Kwame | no comments