Kwame Brown Sucks

Chronicling Kwame Brown’s Crappy Career

Why did Kwame throw the Cake?

Wizznutzz has some ideas:

  • TWO
    Kwame was suffering from HYPO GLYCEMIC REBOUND aka sugar rage aka “Lynam’s Disease”.
  • EIGHT
    Kwame saw the cake as a tempting material manifestation of himself and sought to destroy it so that he may rise again from the scattered crumbs.

    Kwame is like a cake in so many ways: soft, indulgent, flaky, sweet, and very bad for you. Plus if you overheat him, he will collapse like a delicate souffle!!

January 23rd, 2007 Posted by McCoy | Kwame Sucks | no comments

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